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Stupid Labels - If you dont laugh at least once you are dead!
A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding
A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: “Harmful if swallowed
A popular scooter for children warns: "This product moves when used."
A nine- by three-inch bag of air used as packing material cautions: "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device."
A flushable toilet brush warns: "Do not use for personal hygiene."
The label on an electric hand blender promoted for use in "blending, whipping, chopping and dicing," warns: "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."
A digital thermometer that can be used to take a person's temperature several different ways warns: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."
The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: “If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.”
A smoke detector warns: “Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.”
A massage chair warns: “DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.”
A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place”
An “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter cautions, “Do not use near fire, flame or sparks”
A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use “while sleeping or unconscious”
A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: “Do not use as a ladder.”
A cartridge for a laser printer warns, “Do not eat toner” (if you dont laught at this you really must be dead)
A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: “Not intended for highway use”
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes”
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.”
A snowblower warns: “Do not use snowthrower on roof.”
A dishwasher carries this warning: “Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.”
A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: “Caution - Risk of Fire”
And finally
A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.”
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
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I love the Swedish chainsaw warning most. If not for the warning the first think that would come to me when trying to stop a chainsaw is to use my genitalia, should that fail, next obvious thing is my tongue
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Lol, nice one Robocop
Buahahahaha...
But sadly the thing is all those labells come from situations that someone has already tried it... O_O
On the other hand - first best thing to solve the problem of stupidity over the world - remove all safty labells and let the problem sort itself
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Seeing your avatar Peotrek i do hope it was NOT you that wrote this one
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Good thing you added that 'NOT' :P
No, if I had written it it would be: "Do not attempt to stop the chain saw with other people hands or genitals or whatever, unless you don't mind to get a bit dirty..."
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Did pannick a bit after hitting the submit buttonGood thing you added that 'NOT'
hahaha
I'm not that scary, am I?
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