Top 100 Facts for Chuck Norris

[gkd_uk]

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.


Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.


If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."


Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.


Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.


Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.


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[temi]

GKD,
This is interesting, does he still make films by the way?

[gkd_uk]

I'm not sure Temi

I came across the site and found some of the facts funny, so decided, why not share with the forum members.

Which fact do you find funny?

[temi]

The one about training his dog to pick up its own Poo

[Robocop]

Chuck Norris Sounds like a game they should have in the olmypics

[temi]

And what do competitors do? "chuck" guys called Norris and see who can Chuck him the farthest?

[Robocop]

"chuck" guys called Norris and see who can Chuck him the farthest?

That would be the basics yes, maybe cover Chuck in grease to make it more interesting

Unless you have any other ideas of course

[temi]

Are they going to use one Chuck Norris or many because if you get a fat Chuck, you when its your turn you will not be able to chuck him far

[Robocop]

No no no, strict Olympic rules would apply, 0.48.3 metres would be ducted or added to the overall distance thrown by for each 1LB of weight up or down from the ‘Norris’ Height of the Norris would also be adjusted from the average of 5” 8”

The overall distance achieved would be measured by the dent caused by Chick’s head. Failure to cause a dent would be classed as a miss-throw.

Each Norris would be fully submerged in Rape Seed cooking oil for a full 30 seconds prior to throwing.