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Old 06-22-2008, 02:46 PM
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Old lady in a lift in a posh department store, 2 young arrogant women get in wearing very expensive scent.

"Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle" says one.

"Chanel no 5, £150 a bottle" says the other

As the old lady leaves the lift she farts, and says "Brussel Sprouts 25 a pound from Tesco"!
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The old ladies perfume is certainly cheaper
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The old ladies perfume is certainly cheaper
But the smell is really stunning and will surely make a scent of doom hahaha
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imagine the look on the faces of the two snobs who were flaunting their perfumes
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